Dirty Shanks: October 2009

Saturday

Dirty Shank # 275 Happy Halloween

Read the HATE MAIL here...

Monday

Dirty Shank # 274 Pain Pill

I took a pain pill, why are you still here?

Saturday

Friday

Dirty Shank # 272 Neighborhood Watch

Friends like you don't come around often. Thank goodness for neighborhood watch.

Dirty Shank # 271 Coin

For the one and only Mr. Ackshun Jackson - Happy birthday buddy!

Tuesday

Dirty Shank # 270 Breast Cancer

A request from Alisha - her mother-in-law is fighting the battle - so let this remind you to GO GET THEM SQUISHED!

Saturday

Friday

Dirty Shank # 267 Shine

"Let your light so shine....... so we can see through your bullshit.

Tuesday

Dirty Shank #266 Broke Up

I used to be fucking stupid, but we broke up.

ETA: Cheers to my coworker (Hi Suzy) for actually giving this to the guy she broke up with!

Saturday

Dirty Shank # 265 Bullet

CLICK HERE you know you want to - for "if Nike made shank cards post."

Yeah......... this one has your name on it.

Sorry to say, it won't be available for sale in The Jailbird Commissary store because I don't know if I can send a bullet through the mail....... and I don't want some FBI/CIA/ US Marshall knocking on my door if I tried.

... But *who* would you send it to if you could? Tell me I want to know!

Friday

Dirty Shank #264 Court

So...... wherever you are, whatever you think you are doing.... I'm done doing all the work, the ball is in your court.

FAQ

Q: The big one: WHY?
A. Why not?

Q: Aren't some of your dirty shanks mean, racist, politically incorrect, or sexist?
A: Well yeah. You got me on that one.

Q: Why are your cards so ugly?
A: Your mom's ugly.

Q: How often do you post a new Dirty Shank?
A: When I feel like it.

Q: Can I buy the dirty shanks?
A: Yes, in the Jailbird Commissary Etsy store.

Q: Do you think you are going to hell?
A: You're not reading my shanks, you're reading my mind!

Q: Do you have an absolute favorite card?
A: I love them all, but my favorite is WWJD card

Q: Have you been published?
A: Yes, in several magazines.

Q: Do you have a Dirty Shank book?
A: Not yet.

Q: Can we interview you for our blog, newspaper, TV show?
A: Money talks.

Q: I'm offended, who handles complaints?
A: Please forward all complaints to the Dirty Shank Complaint Department.

Q: I can't find the Complaint Department, where is it?
A: Exactly.