Dirty Shank # 263 Outrages

I totally love it (and I'm so *NOT* jealous, at all - so drop that theory right now) when people make their own Dirty Shank cards - this blog RIGHT HERE just tickeled my funny bone!



I took a quiz to find out which Family Guy character I am, the result was Stewie. Hmmmmmmmm not sure what to think about that. But this is a Stewie quote.

I think this card pretty much sums it up. I don't have anything to add. Except, WATCH OUT!

Dirty Shank # 262 Self centered

Who me?

Dirty Shank #261 Hook up

You are entering the "NO HOOK UP" zone.... If you need a reason why hooking up is a bad idea (other than the obvious one) check out the website Texts from last night

Dirty Shank #260 Gambled

You gambled big and lost....LOSER!

Dirty Shank # 259 Something

If something does not add up, you must be lying.
That is the only logical conclusion, (puts fingers in ears and says lalalalalala).
I will not listen to any other possible explanations.

Dirty Shank # 258 Get over it

Whatever it is, GET OVER IT, enough said.

Dirty Shank # 257 FML

The Jailbird is a big fan of the website F my life...check it out right here and they are the inspiration for this Dirty Shank card.

Dirty Shank # 256 Sucker

for you coffee snobs - you know who you are:




Latte is french for you've paid too much for that coffee, SUCKER!

Dirty Shank # 255 Shrink

Your shrink called and asked me to make this card for you.
You are broken. You cannot be fixed. I'm done trying. Ouch.

Dirty Shank # 254 Get a life

I'm always a little surprised when I go to my favorite blogs and see that they have *Dirty Shanks* listed as their favorite blog - it warms my cold dark heart.

In honor of all of you that love me, really really really love me - I made you this Dirty Shank card - 'get a life!'

Dirty Shank # 253 Whiplash

"Your mood swings are giving me whiplash."

My favorite Twilight movie quote is now a Dirty Shank card.

Dirty Shank # 252 Piece of work

A real piece of work.

isn't that great? No explanation, the recipient is free to interpret it however they want to - but we all KNOW what it really means.

Dirty Shank # 251 I understand

I understand, really I do. I just do not care.

Dirty Shank # 250 Sick and tired

Dirty Shank # 249 Relationship

In our relationship the highs are not worth the lows.

Dirty Shank # 248 Funny farm

Read the song lyrics HERE
or watch this funny video HERE or HERE

Dirty Shank # 247 Barn

"Stop acting like you were raised in a barn."
I know a few kids that could use this, and there are probably more than just a few boyfriends that need it also.

Dirty Shank # 246 Sole Mate

I found my sole mate. It is not you.