Dirty Shank #124 Chlamydia

Card reads "Thanks for the Chlamydia" - well what else could you say in this situation?

Dirty Shank #123 Bone

TRIVIA TIME! First person to guess which Dirty Shank has had the most views in my Etsy store will win a free dirty shank (any thing from the store). Leave your comments on this post. The first person who gets it right wins a free Dirty Shank!
No cheating! lol Contest will remain open until someone wins.




Inside:


This is a Dirty Shank card by request ~ the inside reads "Happy Birthday Snatch" "Let's eat at the Y tonight"

Dirty Shank # 122 Man Whore

Okay peeps - you can stop the emails. I am not a sexist pig, and to prove it here is the 'male' version of the SLUT Dirty Shank card. Happy? Good, me too.

Dirty Shank # 121 SLUT

Dirty Shank # 120 Diary

Dirty Shank #119 PMS

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Card reads: "sometimes it's not PMS. It's that the world is full of stupid, annoying, people."

Ain't that the truth?

Dirty Shank #118 Internet

I'm not saying you are desperate, I'm just saying maybe you want to give it a try.

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Dirty Shank #117 - Speechless

Well, because sometimes you do.

Dirty Shank #116 Whine

Card reads: "do you want some cheese with that whine?"

Dirty Shank #115 Merry

This is *the* Dirty Shank to spread your holiday cheer!

Remember you have to shop early if you want to offend your friends and family at Christmas time.

Dirty Shank #114 Sign Language

Here's your sign!
Card reads: "Fuck You" in American Sign Language. Isn't that what you *really* want to say to both presidential candidates? Your neighbors? Co-workers? Spouse?


Thank you to Renal Failure for the shout out - and the Dirty Shank lesbian wedding card idea! Let's see what we can do with *that*!

Dirty Shank #113 Pee & Poo

Never ever under estimate the effect of what we call at my house "bathroom humor"

Dirty Shank #112 Sarah A-palin-g

fear not dear shank readers - an anti Obama shank will come soon!




If you read DOOCE and how couldn't you read Dooce?

Hop over and take a look at what inspired hard core Americans to send a Mommy Blogger death threats.

I wanted to throw some support Heather's way even though I don't always agree with what she says or does (I mean why would you balance a blender on your dog's head?) so this SARAH A-PALIN-G dirty shank is for her.

I would love to send it to her *AFTER* someone donates a couple hundred bucks to my health care fund. Anyone? Buhler?

Dirty Shank #111 Suffocating

Card reads: "You are suffocating me."

Dirty Shank # 110 Trailer

Card reads: "mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park." Nothing sticks together like white trash.

Do you know what I just did?
I'll tell you but you won't believe it. You *will* probably laugh at me but I am so beyond caring that people laugh at me -
I just finished reading the very funny book "Bleachy Haired Honky Bitch Tales From a BAD Neighborhood" by the amazing author Hollis Gillespie.
So I made a shank to honor Hollis (Yes, I am using her first name as if I know her when I in fact do not know Hollis at all) because she has a new book out called Trailer Trashed - and of course I will read it and I will love it.
I wrote - okay it wasn't a letter but an email - Hollis and told her she would love my Dirty Shank cards because I think everyone loves them, even when they don't.
When she writes back to me - I'll tell her you said hi.
So this shank is for you Hollis!

Dirty Shank #109 Crack

This is a *very limited* Ghettopoly Dirty Shank Card.

Using the pieces from the BANNED Ghettopoly game - I am making wonderful, fabulous Dirty Shank cards for you kids on the wrong side of the tracks! That's right I am picking apart *my very own* collectible version of the game - nothing I wouldn't do for you guys!

Dirty Shank # 108 Short Bus

Here is your September back to school dirty shank:




"Did you ride the short bus?" - nothing to be ashamed of, we all suspected it anyway.