Dirty Shanks: July 2008

Wednesday

Dirty Shank # 84 Bastard

Check out who is on crack over at Humor Blogs Humor Blogs

Our friends over at Stir the Cauldron cast a spell and bestowed upon The Dirty Shanks the BRILLANTE award:

Now there are SERIOUS rights and responsibilities that come with this award - they don't just hand this out willy nilly -
like what you ask? I'll tell you like what...

1. Put the logo on your blog.
2. Add a link to the person who awarded you.
3. Nominate at least seven other blogs.
4. Add links to those blogs on your blog.
5. Leave a message for your nominee on their blog.

HOWEVER

due to the magic of technology I am on vacation again, unless you are a house burglar and then I'm in the basement polishing my guns - so the responsibility part where I pass this on to 7 worthy blogs will have to wait until my triumphant return. Hold your breath because I will find the seven biggest baddest blogs out there and you won't want to miss them!

Tuesday

Dirty Shank # 83 Suicide

Suicide because some people just should. Get it?

At the risk of using suicide threats as a manipulative tool - face it, what else is it really good for? You may drive me to suicide if you don't vote for some of my cards over at Humor Blogs.

So, waddyasay, you agree to help me comply with my 'contract for safety' and vote for me until I reach the #1 position at HB (like HQ but not).

AND ONE MORE THING

In the interest of public safety if you are going to 'off' yourself - then click HERE and don't even try to tell the suicide hotline the tired old excuse that no one cares about you. Because I care and look where that got ME!

Friday

Dirty Shank # 82 Shit

Gizzy this card was inspired by you - so it's dedicated to you! Send me your address and you get this shank free!

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Oh I'm sorry, I don't think you understand that I don't give a shit.

Card reads: My color's yellow because I'm so sunny. My color's black because I'm so seductive. My color's blue because I'm so cool. My color's brown because I don't give a shit.

What I *do* give a shit about is laughing and if you haven't already discovered The Blog of Bex now is your time!

Thursday

Dirty Shank # 81 Gutless

Humor Blogs isn't gutless - check out what happens over there on a daily basis, but wear your seatbelt - it can be a rocky ride!
Humor-Blogs.com

Dirty Shank # 80 Get a grip

Wednesday

Dirty Shank # 79 Beautiful

Here at Dirty Shanks they hate us because we are smart and beautiful, but over at Humor Blogs they just hate us.

Monday

Dirty Shank # 78 Truth

Find out the truth over at humor blogsHumor-Blogs.com

Sunday

Dirty Shank # 77 Pits

You guys have been so GOOD to me and helped rank my cards with smiley faces over at humor blogs- so I'm gonna throw you a bone and post this new Shank early (it was scheduled for the 23rd)

AND throw out a tease (does this make me a shank teaser?) - I just got a WHOLE set of bathroom related stamps and have a plethora of shanks up my sleeve - one especially for you Marianne!

Everyone over at Humor Blogs is the pits, check it out:

Humor-Blogs.com

Dirty Shank # 76 Prison

The newest shanks are in the Jailbird Commissary store right now except for the ones that sold right off this blog before I could put them in the store!

Congratulations on getting out of prison now head over to
Humor-Blogs.com and put smiley faces on all my cards!

Friday

Dirty Shank # 75 Medicate

Give me my Prozac and no one gets hurt.
Everyone's medicated over at:
Humor-Blogs.com

Wednesday

Dirty Shank # 74 Mama

Mama said there would be days like this... FUKITOL.

To the GUY who left unsolicited and unwanted advice that I should WRITE something to make my blog interesting- I say FUKITOL - my blog, my shanks, my way. If you are *NOT* that guy, it would be swell if you voted for some of my posts over at humor blogs:
Humor-Blogs.com

Monday

Dirty Shank # 73 Selfish Bitch

Unless you want this card to be about YOU - head over to humor blogs and rate some of my cards! Pretty please with sugar on top... blek I can't believe I just said that!

Humor-Blogs.com

Sunday

Dirty Shank # 72 ~ Brainwashing

Quit drinking the Kool-aid!

Just back from sunny San Diego and thanks to the marv technology of the blogger - you didn't even know I was gone! Thanks to Chiya for pointing out I had two #69's - wait for it.......................... but who doesn't want 69 twice? LOL - Killing myself!!! So I fixed the numbering of the Dirty Shanks to keep the blog in pristine condition!

We got a shout out over on the Dirty Laundry Diva Blog!

AND..

Whilst (yes I meant to say WHILST) gone I was bestowed with this amazing fabulous award from Gabby: