Dirty Shank # 66 Congratulations!

We did it! We won the Weekend Offender award over at The Offended Blogger - To those of you who voted for us, I'll be sending out your bribes ASAP and I would like to thank The Offended Blogger for noticing our offensive shanks!



Card reads: "Congratulations! Do you know who the Dad is yet?"


Take a look at this fab website Marianne's Motifs! She found our little collection of Dirty Shanks and wrote this about us!!!

"I just ran across the funniest web site - Dirty Shanks it's kind of like what would happen if you crossed Martha Stewart with Kathy Griffin. She has made these beautiful home-made cards but they are all totally rude! LOL. I love it."

Thanks for the shout out Marianne! Send us your address and we'll send you a RAV (random act of violence) shank card!

Dirty Shank # 65 ~ The Sock Obama

Dirty Shanks are *never* politically correct - so when we heard that the clever crafty folks in Utah gave in to public pressure and decided NOT to sell the Sock Obama the only thing left to do, was to make them in to cards (dressed down casual friday style)and sell them ourselves.

Does anyone find Hillary nutcrackers offensive? or how about Mccain Dinosaurs? Maybe that will be our next shank.

Dirty Shank ~ #64 Dirty Laundry

Spill it... what kind of DIRTY SECRETS do you have?

Dirty Shank # 63 Homophobia

Homophobia is *so* gay you flaming fruitcake. Now get out of the closet and get your queer butt over to the gay pride parade.

Dirty Shank #62 ~ Bi-sexual

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Dirty Shank #61 You Stink!

Now... a lot of people talk (behind my back of course) that dirty shanks are funny but they would never ever *really* send one. Right.

But this one - now this was made for a specific person. A certain cheerleader on a local HS team had a body odor problem. It was so bad that if she hugged one of her teammates the smell would stick to them. If it got on your hands, you would smell it all day. Remember the Seinfeld episode of the stinky car smell that attached itself to everyone? This girls odor was worse. The girls didn't want to tell her - the coaches didn't do anything about it, apparently her boyfriend never said anything - and neither did her parents. It was well known fact among this group of kids. So this card would be ideal to address that situation. Yes, indeed. This is a practical Dirty Shank.

Dirty Shank # 60 Chins

Dirty Shank # 59 Work with me here

Dirty Shank #58 Divorce

Today is a milestone for Diry Shanks! The fabulous offensive Chelle B. ~ who I totally want to be when I grow up, from The Offended Blogger has added Dirty Shanks to her blog roll.

U R so jealous, I know you are. Suck it up.

Dirty Shank #57 Butt Ugly

Special treat today for all my loyal fans (I said that with a straight face) Super Shank Sister Jess has put all of the Dirty Shank Swaps in to a photobucket album.

Dirty Shank # 56 Shut The Hell Up

Served with a smile of course.

Dirty Shank # 55 ~ Anorexia

Anorexia is the medical term for cannibalism

Dirty Shank #54 Mexico

Card reads: Remember: for English press 1, Para Espanol move to Mexico and press 2 -

Please no emails about America the melting pot - I'm all for LEGAL immigration but if you are here illegally GO HOME!

Dirty Shank # 53 ~ hot

You *know* you do.

Dirty Shank # 52 ~ Ass

Yes, I know what you are thinking.

Yes, I did think I could slip this *sort of* repeat card in because the other Dirty Shank was *kiss* and this one is *ass*.

Ok, so I should have been more aware that you have *memorized* the entire list of Dirty Shanks and there was no way you were going to let me pull this over your eyes. In my defense, this is such a cute, feminine PINK Dirty Shank that I had to share it.

OH GET OVER IT - you don't control me!

Dirty Shank #51 ~ Reverse

AA is not just Alcoholics Anonymous, it is also Affirmative Action.
It's getting deep in here, I hope you brought your wading boots.

Dirty Shank #50 Proctologist

Isn't it funny how you don't need to go to medical school to figure this out?

Dirty Shank #49 Hooters

Hooters is the national chain that bills itself as "delightfully tacky, yet unrefined" and it's their 25th anniversary! Whooooo HOO go HOOTERS and no we aren't talking about breasts - SICKOS! Okay maybe we are.

Dirty Shank # 48 ~ Wild Oats

Once you are over the hill you pick up speed and before you know it your breakfast is dry toast and shredded wheat.

Dirty Shank # 47 Happy

"Three things that make me happy: WHEN YOU LEAVE" - think visits from the inlaws and it's perfect!

Dirty Shank # 46 Diet

Card reads: "your new low-fat diet seems to be working! Your fat hangs lower everyday." This is *the* card when someone asks the golden question: "does this dress, skirt, pants, shirt, belt, earrings, shoes make me look fat?"