Best description of a Dirty Shank card:


"I just ran across the funniest web site - Dirty Shanks. It's kind of like what would happen if you crossed Martha Stewart with Kathy Griffin. She has made these beautiful home-made cards but they are all totally rude! LOL. I love it." Marianne's Motifs



Tuesday

Dirty Shank # 27 OMFG


If OMFG can advertise Gossip Girl on a billboard, it can be a dirty shank as well.

A full color shank that works for any occasion! OMFG is the new acronym getting lots of play because of the billboards for Gossip Girl.

OMFG you graduated!
OMFG you had a baby!
OMFG you got married!
OMFG you had a birthday!
OMFG you joined the military!
OMFG it's our anniversary!
Shanked by Jailbird at 3:20 AM Dirty Comments (2)

Monday

Dirty Shank # 26 ~ Broken

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Saturday

Dirty Shank #25 ~ Handicap



Don't *even* pretend that you haven't thought this at some time! Shank reads "Quit Whining. You Can't Beat The Parking."
One of the stores I shop at frequently as *like* 20 - yes TWENTY handicap parking stalls - what are they expecting a wheelchair convention?
Shanked by Jailbird at 11:55 PM Dirty Comments (3)

Friday

Dirty Shank #2 4 ~ Bipolar



Since there isn't an M.D. in the house - we'll send you to Wikipedia for information on bipolar.
Shanked by Jailbird at 11:13 PM Dirty Comments (2)

Dirty Shank # 23 ~ Polygamy



With all the news about the polygamists lately this dirty shank card is for them!
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Thursday

Dirty Shanks # 22 ~Condoms



Being prepared isn't just for Boy Scouts - it's for the the party people as well!
Shanked by Jailbird at 10:44 AM Dirty Comments (2)

Wednesday

Dirty Shank # 21 ~ Politics



You know you should never talk about politics, religion or sex..... but here at the Dirty Shanks we talk about whatever we damn well please - you should too!
Shanked by Jailbird at 7:31 AM Dirty Comments (3)

Tuesday

Dirty Shank #20 - Tampon



Card reads: "Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?"... like you haven't thought it!

This nasty dirty shank has caused quite a stir on some message boards (lighten up people!) But, I just have to share *THIS* because it turns out I'm not the only one using tampons in their work... so there!
Shanked by Jailbird at 1:37 AM Dirty Comments (3)

Friday

Dirty Shank #19 - Revenge





Thanks to Colleen Schaan for the inspiration - make sure you click on her name to get to her gallery!


Have a little fun with your own revenge with this virtual voodoo doll.
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Thursday

Dirty Shank ~ # 18 Hoe

Shanked by Jailbird at 10:05 AM Dirty Comments (3)

Monday

Dirty Shank #17 Knocked Up

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Saturday

Dirty Shank # 16 ~ Killer

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Tuesday

Dirty Shank # 15 ~ Hate



Easy to say hard to do.
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Monday

Dirty Shank # 14 ~ WWJD

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Thursday

Dirty Shank #13 ~ Evil




Evil is a broad term used to indicate a negative moral or ethical judgment, often used to describe intentional acts that are cruel, unjust, or selfish. Evil is usually contrasted with good, which describes intentional acts that are kind, just, or unselfish.

In many cultures, evil is used to describe acts or thoughts which are contrary to some particular religion. In some religions, evil is an active force, often personified as an entity such as Satan or Ahriman.

So if 666 is evil - here at Dirty Shanks 333 is half evil!
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