Best description of a Dirty Shank card:


"I just ran across the funniest web site - Dirty Shanks. It's kind of like what would happen if you crossed Martha Stewart with Kathy Griffin. She has made these beautiful home-made cards but they are all totally rude! LOL. I love it." Marianne's Motifs



Sunday

Dirty Shank # 12 ~ Bulimia



Read what the experts at Wikipedia say about bulimia.

Saturday

Dirty Shank # 11 ~ Butt

Friday

Dirty Shank #10 ~ Spank



Our friends at Wikipedia, explain spank the monkey to you as if you didn't know!

Thursday

Dirty Shank # 9 ~ Forever



A tribute to some of today's marriage vows:
"...to love, honor, cherish, now and forever or until I find someone better."

Dirty Shank # 8 ~ Jesus




Get your freak on with J.C.!

Dirty Shank # 7 ~ Incest



Does you family tree have some termites? This shank challenge is for you!

Wednesday

Dirty Shank #6 ~ Bitch



The word bitch is disambiguous, is it an insult or a compliment? You decide!

Tuesday

Dirty Shank #5 ~ Redneck




Our friends at Wikipedia write that: The word REDNECK began as a pejorative classist slur with a racial component, indicating poor, ignorant persons...

This makes it a perfect topic for a dirty shank!

Monday

Dirty Shank #4 ~ STD's



Your challenge, should you choose to accept it is Sexually Transmitted Diseases something that polite people probably don't talk about in mixed company, but we are not polite people here at the dirty shank site!

Sunday

Dirty Shank #3 ~ Shut Up!



Wikipedia says: "Shut up is a colloquial phrase meaning "be quiet" and referring to "close your mouth", usually considered to be rude."

Those are your challenge instructions - go forth and create!

We are going to be looking around galleries and blogs to find you the best examples of what we consider a "dirty shank" to be featured on our honor wall! If you think you have a card that qualifies as a 'dirty shank' send it our way!

Saturday

Dirty Shank #2 ~ UGLY


Ugly on the inside or outside (or both) this challenge is for the UGLY people in your life.

Dirty Shank #1 ~ Paternity


Do you need to send a message to your baby's daddy? Here's your chance to get dirty with paternity! Let's see what you can do!

FAQ

Q: The big one: WHY?
A. Why not?

Q: Aren't some of your dirty shanks mean, racist, politically incorrect, or sexist?
A: Well yeah. You got me on that one.

Q: Why are your cards so ugly?
A: Your mom's ugly.

Q: How often do you post a new Dirty Shank?
A: When I feel like it.

Q: Can I buy the dirty shanks?
A: Yes, in the Jailbird Commissary Etsy store.

Q: Do you think you are going to hell?
A: You're not reading my shanks, you're reading my mind!

Q: Do you have an absolute favorite card?
A: I love them all, but my favorite is WWJD card

Q: Have you been published?
A: Yes, in several magazines.

Q: Do you have a Dirty Shank book?
A: Not yet.

Q: Can we interview you for our blog, newspaper, TV show?
A: Money talks.

Q: I'm offended, who handles complaints?
A: Please forward all complaints to the Dirty Shank Complaint Department.

Q: I can't find the Complaint Department, where is it?
A: Exactly.

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