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"I just ran across the funniest web site - Dirty Shanks. It's kind of like what would happen if you crossed Martha Stewart with Kathy Griffin. She has made these beautiful home-made cards but they are all totally rude! LOL. I love it." Marianne's Motifs



Sunday

Dirty Shank # 63 Homophobia




Homophobia is *so* gay you flaming fruitcake. Now get out of the closet and get your queer butt over to the gay pride parade.

7 comments:

the teach said...

Funny stuff! I love them all! I hope you are selling them! :)

kim lenhart said...

awesome!!!

penny said...

These are all so great!! LOL Love them. Found you thru entrecard. Adding you to my reader.

jessthenurse said...

I love it!

Kimmy said...

Now I'll never look at my SU! Tart & Tangy set in the same way! =)

StampinAngelJenn said...

Love it - you're such a hoot!

OK so tag, you're it! I tagged you - just go read my most recent blog entry and you will see what you're supposed to do. Only if you want to, of course, it's just for fun. :o)
Peace, Jenn

Original GRITS said...

OMG...I about pissed myself giggling at this one! I love it! My neice and her wife will love it, too. *grin*

I so want your banner for my blog...pretty please?

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Q: Aren't some of your dirty shanks mean, racist, politically incorrect, or sexist?
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A: Your mom's ugly.

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