Best description of a Dirty Shank card:


"I just ran across the funniest web site - Dirty Shanks. It's kind of like what would happen if you crossed Martha Stewart with Kathy Griffin. She has made these beautiful home-made cards but they are all totally rude! LOL. I love it." Marianne's Motifs



Thursday

Dirty Shank #280 What


What I like about you...nothing

Wednesday

Dirty Shank #279 Voices

I hear voices and they don't like you.

Sunday

Dirty Shank # 278 Achieve

Saturday

Dirty Shank # 277 Naughty or Nice




This is a shameless plug for The Jailbird Commissary store.

You can find these two little gems in the store for just $1. You get one of the naughty cards and one of the nice cards and they are blank inside so you can write your own naughty or nice message.

Wednesday

Dirty Shank # 276 Middle School




Do you ever feel like middle school follows you no matter how old you get?
Well I can't tell you WHO and I can't tell you WHY but let me just tell you that there are two people, I call Thing One and Thing Two - and this Dirty Shank card is for them!

Saturday

Dirty Shank # 275 Happy Halloween

Read the HATE MAIL here...

FAQ

Q: The big one: WHY?
A. Why not?

Q: Aren't some of your dirty shanks mean, racist, politically incorrect, or sexist?
A: Well yeah. You got me on that one.

Q: Why are your cards so ugly?
A: Your mom's ugly.

Q: How often do you post a new Dirty Shank?
A: When I feel like it.

Q: Can I buy the dirty shanks?
A: Yes, in the Jailbird Commissary Etsy store.

Q: Do you think you are going to hell?
A: You're not reading my shanks, you're reading my mind!

Q: Do you have an absolute favorite card?
A: I love them all, but my favorite is WWJD card

Q: Have you been published?
A: Yes, in several magazines.

Q: Do you have a Dirty Shank book?
A: Not yet.

Q: Can we interview you for our blog, newspaper, TV show?
A: Money talks.

Q: I'm offended, who handles complaints?
A: Please forward all complaints to the Dirty Shank Complaint Department.

Q: I can't find the Complaint Department, where is it?
A: Exactly.

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