Best description of a Dirty Shank card:


"I just ran across the funniest web site - Dirty Shanks. It's kind of like what would happen if you crossed Martha Stewart with Kathy Griffin. She has made these beautiful home-made cards but they are all totally rude! LOL. I love it." Marianne's Motifs



Saturday

Dirty Shank # 277 Naughty or Nice




This is a shameless plug for The Jailbird Commissary store.

It's my low price leader - you know like the grocery store when they put cereal on sale for 5 boxes for $10 hoping you will drop in to buy *just* cereal but that you will load your cart up with $132.89 of more grocery stuff while you are there? That is exactly what I am doing, but I'm being right up front and honest with you about my motives.

I did the math I have 86 cards for sale at $4 each - I could sell out the store and make $344 :) so help me out!

You can find these two little gems in the store for just $1. You get one of the naughty cards and one of the nice cards and they are blank inside so you can write your own naughty or nice message.
Shanked by Jailbird at 10:32 AM Dirty Comments (0)

Wednesday

Dirty Shank # 276 Middle School




Do you ever feel like middle school follows you no matter how old you get?
Well I can't tell you WHO and I can't tell you WHY but let me just tell you that there are two people, I call Thing One and Thing Two - and this Dirty Shank card is for them!
Shanked by Jailbird at 8:56 AM Post a comment (1)

Saturday

Dirty Shank # 275 Happy Halloween

Read the HATE MAIL here...
Shanked by Jailbird at 12:00 PM Dirty Comments (3)

Monday

Dirty Shank # 274 Pain Pill




I took a pain pill, why are you still here?
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Saturday

Dirty Shank # 273 Baby fat




After puberty that isn't "baby fat".
Shanked by Jailbird at 9:52 AM Dirty Comments (2)

Friday

Dirty Shank # 272 Neighborhood Watch




Friends like you don't come around often. Thank goodness for neighborhood watch.
Shanked by Jailbird at 8:28 PM Post a comment (1)
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